Top 10 reasons to get a new webmaster
10) Your webmaster can't meet with you today because she's studying for the SATs.
9) His email address is @aol.com
8) Her art director just finished painting the house next door.
7) He uses FrontPage and loves those cute little Microsoft stick figures.
6) Directions to her office are "Turn left when you enter the trailer park."
5) Maintenance is done by Hank from Jiffy-Lube.
4) She thinks Linux is Charlie Brown's friend.
3) He is married to your sister.
2) Her contract is her handshake.
1) When you asked for Flash he opened his coat.